"Primo's is the best Place to get Pizza in Somerville" - Owner of Primo's Pizzeria

The general rule for best of awards is that they are usually invalid after 5 years. However this doesn't stop Primo's pizza from using their best of award to shill their grease ridden pizza. They have multiplied this rule by 3 to get you to buy their pizzas. Still the other night when I decided I was going to grab a menu for their restaurant I noticed that 35 years that was put on this menu was x'd out and 40 was written in its place. I think that if you don't offer a superior product as a restaurant then your business should last for only 10 years. Lets review how far back their best of award goes. Here are some of the events that happened in 1994:

- Kurt Cobain met his untimely death.

- OJ Simpson let the cops follow him on a leisurely ride home in a white Ford Bronco.

- Roger Clemens still pitched for the Red Sox.

- Forest Gump was Best Picture.

- Dakota Fanning was born.

- Baseball last went on strike.

There is a list of things I could continue on but a restaurant's food can't be based on what it tasted like 15 years ago. All awards after 5 years should be put in storage like bowling trophies.

Dear Neighbor,

I can understand where you want to take pride in what ever it is you are priding yourself on but the monstrosity that is in the front of your yard is ridiculous. I mean here take a look at it:






I have to ask you what your plans are with this thing. Wouldn't the money you spent on this used car lot flag set up have went better for paint for the front of your house. I mean if it is your plan to have a used car lot in the neighborhood don't you think that your location is just a little off. Let's take a look at the entrance to our street:

Not a pristine location to sell cars. I really have to look hard just to see it. If this is some Religious sign like a maypole then I hate to tell you but no one is really understanding it and it is just annoying all of your other neighbors. I mean if you are really trying to go all out why don't you try to get some of those tube men that blow up in the air. Like this one:

Please do us all a favor and take the monstrosity of ridiculousness down. You are annoying your neighbors and someone might give your front porch a multicolor paint job if you do not do us this favor. We want to live in a peaceful neighborhood, not next to and across from a used car lot.