Dear Neighbor,

I can understand where you want to take pride in what ever it is you are priding yourself on but the monstrosity that is in the front of your yard is ridiculous. I mean here take a look at it:






I have to ask you what your plans are with this thing. Wouldn't the money you spent on this used car lot flag set up have went better for paint for the front of your house. I mean if it is your plan to have a used car lot in the neighborhood don't you think that your location is just a little off. Let's take a look at the entrance to our street:

Not a pristine location to sell cars. I really have to look hard just to see it. If this is some Religious sign like a maypole then I hate to tell you but no one is really understanding it and it is just annoying all of your other neighbors. I mean if you are really trying to go all out why don't you try to get some of those tube men that blow up in the air. Like this one:

Please do us all a favor and take the monstrosity of ridiculousness down. You are annoying your neighbors and someone might give your front porch a multicolor paint job if you do not do us this favor. We want to live in a peaceful neighborhood, not next to and across from a used car lot.