The general rule for best of awards is that they are usually invalid after 5 years. However this doesn't stop Primo's pizza from using their best of award to shill their grease ridden pizza. They have multiplied this rule by 3 to get you to buy their pizzas. Still the other night when I decided I was going to grab a menu for their restaurant I noticed that 35 years that was put on this menu was x'd out and 40 was written in its place. I think that if you don't offer a superior product as a restaurant then your business should last for only 10 years. Lets review how far back their best of award goes. Here are some of the events that happened in 1994:
- Kurt Cobain met his untimely death.
- OJ Simpson let the cops follow him on a leisurely ride home in a white Ford Bronco.
- Roger Clemens still pitched for the Red Sox.
- Forest Gump was Best Picture.
- Dakota Fanning was born.
- Baseball last went on strike.
There is a list of things I could continue on but a restaurant's food can't be based on what it tasted like 15 years ago. All awards after 5 years should be put in storage like bowling trophies.
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